Warning

Category: Joke Board

Post 1 by fuzzy101 (The master of fuzz!!) on Tuesday, 06-Jun-2006 17:08:14

A burglar broke into a house one night. He shined his flashlight around, looking for valuables, and when he picked up a CD player to place in his sack,
a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark saying, "Jesus is watching you."
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>He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze.
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>When he heard nothing more after a bit, he shook his head, promised himself a vacation after the next big score, then clicked the light on and began searching
for more valuables.
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>Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, clear as a bell he heard, "Jesus is watching you."
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>Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came
to rest on a parrot.
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>"Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot.
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>"Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you."
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>The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?"
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>"Moses," replied the bird.
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>"Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?"
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>"The kind of people who would name a rottweiler Jesus."

Post 2 by laced-unlaced (Account disabled) on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2006 3:50:07

lol. i like it

Post 3 by rat (star trek rules!) on Wednesday, 07-Jun-2006 14:39:06

seen it before, lol

Post 4 by chelslicious (like it or not, I'm gonna say what I mean. all the time.) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 12:03:19

lol, good one!

Post 5 by blbobby (Ooo you're gona like this!) on Sunday, 11-Jun-2006 15:17:03

That's good.